pals like wang min, nuraini and vanessa are hard to come by. =)
they seriously never fail to make my toes laugh and bring out my wacky and dramatic side.
i have to credit them for that.
haha!
wang min is the paranoid, crappy, lame tigeress with a wonky laugh.
with her trademark long swishy ponytail,
(actually, it really shouldnt be called a PONYtail but more like TIGERtail. HAHAHA!)
she strikes fear in the hearts of study competitors around her.
especially mine...
(damn her! i bet her literature marks kicked my literature mark's butt)
she gets practically all A1s for her sec 1 and 2 years and she considers anything lower than an A2 a fail.
omg.
where did this woman come from?!
shes a teachers dream.
(as if that isnt enough, shes in 3A.)
shes also the epitome of paranoia and shes really...scary...
ok, or maybe it was just because i became more gunniang when i entered the threshold of secondary school.
scary...
for proof, this was what really happened.
i witnessed it with my very own eyes!
vanessa and nuraini were sitting behind her and i was beside vanessa.
(picture it in your head and try not to strain your brain)
vanessa, being the boh liao one, poked wang mins side.
wang min turned slightly in the direction from where the sudden attack came from, and as if having second thoughts, without any warning whatsoever, she whipped around in a flash and whacked the dreaming nuraini on the thighs with a war cry, "ROAR!".
she claimed it was "STOP IT LA!"
riiight..
i heard "ROAR!" distinctly, ok.
HAW HAW HAW! so funny!
and i began giggling like a guilty schoolkid from then on.
and of course, i coined the term tigeress as reference to her.
HAHAHA!
kick ass funny.

nurainis the one whos always in a perpetual dream and she floats around.
haha!
shes also known to come up with incredibly unbelievable excuses for not coming to band.
excuses like, "my house there raining."
riiight, your house there only ah?
HAHAHA!
also, "because in the morning i cant walk straight."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
and she can get filled with countless comments about something.
just about anything if you catch her in a good mood.
haha.

nows, vanessa's turn.
hahaha! omg.
just thinking about what to write for her makes my skin twitch.
vanessa is...lame, weird, funny, clever and chio.
even though she claims she isnt chio.
riiiight.
she has done so many funny deeds that i dont even know where to start recounting them!
she constantly likes to remark on my innate immaturishness.
like today after band when we trooped to shell to get some chow.
i bought this yanyan biscuit snack.
($1.15...so ex. *sob sob*)
(you know the one which you dip a biscuit stick into strawberry cream?)
anyway.
just when i eagerly tore off the wrapper and poked the first stick dripping with strawberry cream into my mouth,
the look of pure bliss and sheer happiness flashed across my tanned face and...
vanessa: jac look like some three year old kid lor! eat biscuit also so happy.
hmph. excuuuuuse me.
(shall post more about the biscuit next post because theres an incident linked to it)
oh yeah, sock huay kept staring at me too.
but of course, just like what evonne commented about me last time, i'm completely oblivious to stares.
haha!
vanessa is another smart ass.
(get this, 3B!!)
i'm so close to such kick ass smart freaks but my marks still get their asses kicked.
cruel irony.
vanessa also likes to crack lame jokes and shes one big tv head.
i think shes mediacorps and channel Us best customer.
she watches every show thats ever made and aired and she can spend the whole day in front of the tv slowly working her way towards blindness.

haha. like i said.
i love my friends.